Zoolander is one of my fave films, we nearly got chucked out for laughing so hard when i first saw it! SO good!
Toooo many good lines to mention but some of my fave bits are
"cos derek here's been hired to off the president of micronesia"
"But why male models?"
"you kidding?...i just told you that..."
And of course -
"HOW can we teach the children how to read if they can't even FIT inside the building?"
God i'm so in the mood for watching that again now!!